MollytheValiant

Theodore and the Steam Tug *Theodore Tugboat Theme Song begins to play. After the song, the camera view shows the inside of the Harbor Master's Office. But the usual Harbor Master is nowhere to be seen. Instead we see a younger man dusting the room and putting up some belongings. He notices the camera.* Harbor Master: Oh, hello there. Welcome to the Big Harbor. I'm the New Harbor Master. I'm sure you remember the previous one from when you'd come by. Well about a few months ago he retired. So I got to be his replacement. I've only been here for a short time but I really enjoy it here. The Tugboats are very fun and friendly. You know somethi

Trojan Man! It was Monday morning in Mr. Flower's English class.  The students were not paying attention, as usual.  James & Molly were making out.  Edward was buried in a book.  Mavis was drawing.  Diesel was throwing things at the ceiling. Mr. Flower: Class, I have an announcement.  Class? Nobody even looked up. Mr. Flower: Do I have to get Coach Joey in here? Everyone sat up and looked at their hippie teacher. Mr. Flower: We have a new student in our class.  I'd like you to welcome Trojan. Trojan appeared in the doorway.  Everyone started laughing their butts off. James: *laughing* That's a good one.  Seriously, what's his real nam